Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The Bristol.

The McCain campaign has made a fatal error. It appears as though, John McCain has wrongly chosen his vice-presidential candidate. McCain chose the not so pregnant, not so beautiful Sarah Palin, when all along he was actually meaning to choose Bristol Palin. McCain must now be completely frustrated that his old brain has again failed him and lead him into making a terrible mistake. Bristol Palin would have been the perfect running mate. She is young and could capture the young vote to which Obama seems to have such a firm grip on. Annnd, she is a babe. She is also preggers. We all know how excited the media gets over pregnancy. I could just imagine the coverage the "Bristol 'bump' watch" would get. Man, I am just trying to figure out who knocked up the governor's hot seventeen year old daughter.

Is it possible? Am I more intrigued by this story than I am by the iPhone girl controversy. If you haven't read my previous posts, (you must have been brought up in the Cleveland public school system, because you are an idiot) then here is a link to the iPhone factory worker. Smokin' Chinese factory babe.

1 comment:

Andy - Instafather said...

You used the word "preggers." I'm now slightly worried that an Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears reference is upcoming followed by the phrase "baby bump."